ICQ 10 SOON!

**Spyx** · Zaslal: 03 Aug 2007, 16:22 Predmet: ICQ 10 SOON!

Vtipná, aj keď smutná budúcnosť (aj keď troška prehnaná):
New features of upcoming ICQ 10:
* new systerm requirments, which damage your PC permanently
* new GUI makes your PC froze a show AMAZING BSOD
* security flaw which make your Windows more vulnareable
* MUCH MORE slowdown, so you can enjoy new efects in slow-motion (Matrix Efekt TM)
* automatic execute links from spammers, which delivers to your PC new virus ABSOLUTELY FREE
* ICQ Hacking Tool TM - send your newest spywares to your friends
* WOW Efekt TM - more & brighter lights to blow up your monitor (only plazma monitors with prize 499 dollars and above are suported)
* cool new games excluvesily made for ICQ - Pong, Tetris, Arkanoid, Card Games Collection with AWESOM NEW GRAPHICS (minum system requirments: 4-core CPU with 5 GHz and 25MB L5 cache, VGA Quad SLI GeForce 8900GTX/Ultra, 8 GB Quadro Channel, OS Windows Vista Ultiamte SP9 with NO SECURITY PATCHES (may slow down your computer))
* Hide & Seek TM - program will hide all your settings, contacts and more, so you must find it in limit 5 minutes, otherwise it will delete
* after hard years of developing we proud to introduce uncompresed installer, which you can download from torrent along with plenty of keyloggers (this is necesery to leave ICQ as a free software), size is INCREDIBLE 25 GB
* more unstability means more fun with repaering all damage made to your favorite ICQ Smile

* and this only the beta! more bugs are coming in final version. STAY TUNED, FOKS!